The Vote

I am a very concerned. It seems that the Whigs have nothing better to do than cause sleepless nights amongst the Great and Good of our proud nation. Their latest wheeze to upset all upstanding Englishmen, is to suggest that we might like to extend the vote to the middle classes.


Do these cads not realise to what we owe our Empire? Do they not realise it is because we are run by chaps who have not had to buy their own furniture?

If we let those who are not gentleman vote, they who have to work for a living; then the fabric of our nation will crumble. Yokels will no longer doff their caps as I pass, we will all be forced to speak French and bounders everywhere will insist that we eat cucumber sandwiches with the crusts left on. I shudder to think of such cavalier behaviour.

So next time you come across a Whig, challenge him to a duel. It is the sole language they comprehend.


  1. Melissa Steele said,

    March 23, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    You’re a rather interesting fellow, LordDaft. Would you like to be my friend on twitter? My name there is I_R_Prtty_Gbln. You don’t have to if you don’t want to. I’ve just never heard someone quite like you ;p.

  2. Lord William Daft said,

    March 26, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    Dear Madam Steele

    Thank you for your kind sentiments. It really is quite divine of you to consider and upstanding member of the English aristocracy to become a friend of yours. Perhaps you are a wealthy heiress from across the pond who seeks a title? There are so many of you here, that the sounds of London are filled with your strange interpretation of the Queens English.

    Still, you are all very welcome even though you spilled our finest tea into those choppy Boston waters.

    Yours aristocratically
    Lord William Daft

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